BBC News Report a wild ugly f*cker on the loose £1,000,000 reward. You know I need the money..... where are you?????

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This dog,is dog,a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!................

now read without the word dog

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I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said i needed at least 24 hrs experience with a retard... so i was wondering, you wanna hang out tomorrow?

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Man storms into a surgery and punches the Doctor
'Your a Bas***d!! Telling my wife she had a nice F**ny.
'No i didnt' replies the Doctor, I told her she had
ACUTE ANGINA

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wat do u call 100 nuns in a shop? virgin megastore