Sorry to hear about your accident Will, and I hope you get better soon.
I'm laughing at you not going to hospital straight away Will, and being so calm about it as it kind of reminds me of when I broke my arm when I was 11 playing in the park. I didn't get upset or anything, calmly walked over a mile home, and then knocked on the door(with my good arm!) and just said "Erm, I think I need to go to hospital mam, I've just broke me arm"! I don't feel pain easily and never really have lol.