A burglary was recently committed at Sunderland's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a red carpet.
Q: What happens when a Mackem takes Viagra?
A: He gets a bit taller.
Q: Why do NASA send their astronauts to train at The Stadium of s**te
A: It's the only place in the world with no atmosphere!
Q Why do seagulls fly upside down over Sunderland.
A There is nothing below worth crapping on.
Sorry but i had to.