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Proof that when women say that having a baby is the most painful experience ever they are lying;

women will complain about the pain of giving birth and then, more often than not, a couple of years down the line say "I want another one".

I propose that the actual most painful thing ever is being kicked in the nuts. After being kicked in the nuts no man has ever piped up "I want another one".

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I work on the neonatal unit next to the delivery suite. You should come to work with me one day and I'll push you through to next door. You should see the faces on the dads' faces after the birth, and they've only observed Birth freaks guys out!