Jason (Spark) needs to come to this!
If you can mate do you think your be able to book weekend off and get a flight over for 4-5 days?
seems unfair that you put so much into the forum and im not sure but i think many of us haven't had the pleasure to meet you.
Could it be a possibility?
i could pitch you up for the weekend, go to london and Alton towers so you could get a mini-holiday out of it?