there is seriously something wrong with us...:D

One fine day there was a very small nun called maureen and she was waiting for a bus with a can of whoop ass, to whoop ass to a little philipino kid with a horrible disease previously unseen in the north pole.
It affects the time space continuum found on wikipedia also google and penguin's menstrual cycles, makeing them eat huge and rare tikka massala cheese. Funny stuff without the cheese itself, though sometimes it smells like chicken, actually resembled something that looks like tartar sauce when mixed with a litre of urine and fossilized albino hair and skin.
From an old high top transit van made of a weetabix box and with a little free toy that had no windscreen, tyres or A lesbian driver, who was munching on a big fat sausage roll and some tacos.
Bells were ringing when the lesbian were singing, sitting on a mushroom drinking stella cidre when she thought "S**t! i've forgotten my strap on and anal beads worn round her neck.
Because she was so constipated and how hard she smashed herself it just wouldnt shift the peanuts. Then she thought, "Sod it im going round Robs because I like putting things inside the fridge, then up my bum just so i could see if this story can be the funniest"
While reading the magazine starring Rob's awesome thread featuring grid girls! while touching herself, she ordered a big greasy shhhhhkebab to rub on her wet snatch.
When the mayo drooled all over her leather sofa and donnay trackies that she had brought from a Little charity Shop, where apple pie was popular but anal beads were rare as rocking all over the world.
That made getting the brown chocolate-covered Amanda Hinchcliffe licking her fingers.
After she had flicked her bean and fingered her way to the Kwik E Mart to get a can of spam for her dinner, she invited around Mr.blobby and Stephen Hawking who spunked all over the Spam, then decided to eat deep fried squirrel with extra mayo.