2 policewomen are out on patrol one night with their Alsatian. One says "I'm getting a bit cold, I've left my knickers back at the station."

The other says "Use the dog, give him a sniff of your pussy and he'll fetch them for you."

So she lets the dog have a sniff and he runs off back to the station.

An hour later he returns with 2 truncheons, a broom and 3 of the desk sergeant's fingers.
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