The very new Nissan GT-R was snail like slow compared to my egyptian Jamsport camel that had been chipped up the rear with a axle mod from Pumabodge.
This was strange, as the sausage wielding ninja didn't know why he couldn't pick up the speed on his fat arse and legs.
He has stumps but hates cricket so he went down to the cricket ground armed with a sponge and 2 buckets of LSD to see if he compressed the joint with sufficient marmalade and hobnobs with pickles.
It didn't take too long for the koso's to spoon the spectators and the fat controller.
Logically, there was a tiny donkey which eeyored loudly at my toe with ingrowing chocolate and sticky toffee toenails and mushrooms and smelly socks. They were sniffed by someone called Steph and Rob who used Gordon the gopher as a play mate in the bedroom, who asked for some buttered toast.
Ben liked shaving, but as puberty didn't start till he was 24 he still had a squeaky voice and distant plumbs, so he pulled on them until they fell off into his soup, making a mess.
Luckily they didn't eat his soup due to expired pigs feet that were licked by Duncan Painter!!! EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! As a Birthday present from Dan, the nude pikey went for a long run along Brighton promenade with a smashing pair of knockers.
Due to the hurricane, everyone was all windswept and getting followed by Boris Johnson and Jackie Chan were dancing the funky monkey.
Spam Dan pulled out his spam fritters and shoved them up where the sun doesn't shine unless it's already plugged.
"On a Tuesday I went down a smelly manhole" said the clown shoe'd blonde Ethiopean.
"Can you Tapdance?" "Hell yeah" replied Katie price the former stunner, shame her nose was bunged up with Uncle Ben's rice with sweet and bloody spicy seagull. Later that day Bill and Ben traveled through time on E.T's bike which was all in afghan and made of rubber just like Duncan.