I was trying to park to go to my local cinema last night and the car park was jammed. There was one space but some plonker in a Pegeout 307 had parked pretty much like the golf had done in Ash's photo. After driving around for 20 mins waiting for someone to leave the car park and free up a space (which never happened), I just thought I would go for it. I folded in my mirrors and slowly but surely drove into the space that was left. I eventually got in with my nearside door pretty much touching the Pegeout's. I was quite pleased that I had managed it but after a few minutes of looking at what I had done I decided against it as the driver was probably some idiot who would scratch my car with his key. So after all that expert driving!

I decided to look for another space which took another 10 mins. By the time I had got into the film I didn't know what was going on but ah well! I did leave a notice on the drivers window telling him/her/shim! ( you never know what sexuality you will find in St Helens)

to learn how to park as there are so many people who park without a thought for anyone else in that car park.