check this out Steve,

I got a text last year

" hi honey this is my new number sorry i didn't text back sooner been busy with the kids, i've put them to bed i'll be waiting upstairs see you soon xxxx"

I didn't reply thinking obviously wrong number

3 hour later

phone rings

I anwser

Some woman shouts down the phone " what the f*** do you think your playing at Darren? what are you doing you knew this was our night together is work more important or are you cheating on me you pr***?"

im like ermm i think you have the wrong number im not Darren, no idea who he is....

Few seconds of an awkward silence she says for f*** sake and hangs up.

funny how cheating blokes always seem to have the name Darren as well