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you realise im a 56 year old man with a beard right???

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Well my standards aren't that high Jodie , remember I've just been driving around in a 16 year old Suzuki Alto for the last 5 years

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unfortunetly my standards are...

oooh look at that, you got shot down by a bearded 56 year old man

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That has the appearance of a gorgeous girl in her early 20s. I can live with the truth if you can