My was sat in the car park at work, minding it's own business, when a french articulated lorry driver decided to reverse into it. Not content with that, he decided to push it 3 feet backwards and up onto the bumper of the Audi parked behind me.

My car: Both bumpers, head light, front wing, front grille, front impact damper, rear crossmember, and possibly the bonnet.

The Audi: Cracked number plate.

I hope the details he gave me are correct.