Man in hospital bed wearing an oxegen mask over his mouth and nose, "nurse" he mumbles, are my testicles black? The nurse raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. She takes a close look and says, ''theres nothing wrong with them sir" He pulls off the mask, smiles and says very slowly, "thanks for that, it was wonderful but listen very carefully, are-my-test-results-back!!


2 flees on on a vagina, ones a burgler and the other a coke addict, how do u tell the difference?
Ones hiding in the bush and the other is sniffing the crack!!

A women was rushed to hospital 2day after havin phone sex, doctors managed to remove 2 nokias and 3 motorolas but there was no sign any siemens

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