I am sooo not racist, but this made me chuckle.... :

Immigration Entry Test
Mujibar was trying to get into Britain legally through Immigration. The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Britain."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say yellow this is Mujibar

Mujibar now lives in a neighbourhood near you, and works at a BT help desk.

HA HA HA, very good

ha ha very good