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Some police forces now do this thing called "restorative disposal". This means that offenders dont have to get a caution or go to court, instead the police ask you if a letter of apology would be ok (no use cos these yobs are so thick they cant read or write ) or make them repair damage they have caused. My idea in these circumstances would be to have them stood in a line in the street, then I would hit the first one with my car and then he would fall into the second one and so on......... YOB DOMINOS!.
On a lighter note, there was a good story recently where 2 hoodies who reckoned they were as hard as nails tried to mug a man who was leaving the chippie with a tray of chips in his left hand. The yobs were armed with a lock knife & demanded his wallet but he swiftly punched them both in the face with his right hand breaking their noses and leaving them in a pool of blood crying for help . He did all this without dropping a chip.... but then he is a serving member of the SAS!!! GET IN! GOOD GUYS 1 - 0 YOBS

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How brilliantly typical, of all the people you could try and mug you go for a bloke in the SAS, that just made my day