3 men die on christmas eve. To get into heaven St Peter says, "you must have something on you that represents christmas. "The Englishman flicks on his lighter & says its a candle. St peter lets him pass.
Welshman pulls out a set of keys, jingles them & says they are bells, St Peter lets him pass.
The Irishman pulls out his 10 inch c--k & St Peter says, How the f--k does that represent christmas?! Paddy says, its a f-----g cracker isn't it.
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