Well, its saturday night, i'm having a sad night in and i am nearing 1000 posts, and what better way to coast over the mark than by pure, unadulterated spam, after all, thats what i do!

Plus we have the 20,000 forum post only about 40 away, we could celebrate that in this thread too, and maybe whoever gets the 20,000 post will get a prize!

So, just to get the thread going, what should i do to celebrate my 1000th post!

Well I must be sad as well cos I'm stuck indoors, I think I'll join in here, I dont think we can upset anyone more than we already have.

I'm not sure what you can do for your 1000th, but I've found this pic which i like and it at least sums up where this thread is heading.

love it, and before anyone says it no thats not a picture of me!!!!

oh right, so that was you peering through my window whilst i was getting changed! honestly, kids today

hahaha old man!

So c'mon, ideas chris!!!! Put ya thinking cap on!

Okay, okay, i'll have a good think. I've actually got a cap on at the minute but its not a thinking cap, I'll have to go and change it.

I hope its not a chavvy cap!

No it isn't chris! Its just my Carlisle United baseball cap. In spite of the "Burberry Boy" jibes I got when I first got my striped , I've never wore a burberry cap in my life.

*tucking his ben sherman stuff in the draw* yeah i'm def not a chav

Anyway..... back to the ideas, not many to go now

A thousand of these??

Nah, I dont know, it'd take a lot of counting.

SPAM - Hey, wait for me, only 12 posts left till the big 1000 chris.

I'm trying to think of a way for you to celebrate.

well c'mon then gareth, ideas please

Yay! I knew you'd be willing to help out on this thread Gaz.