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#230830 - 13/08/10 01:23 PM Elton John
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Sorry in advance to all fans of Elton John. My mate just texted me this and it made me laugh

Elton John and his partner David Furnish spent the whole week of their honeymoon in bed having sex. On the Sunday Elton says to David, "I'm going to the shop for a while. Don't you be w**king when I'm gone." When he came back there was semen all over the walls and ceiling. Elton is furious and starts shouting at David about w**king whilst he was gone.
David replied, "I didn't, I just farted!"

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#230831 - 13/08/10 01:24 PM Re: Elton John [Re: Stephlar]
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Ur terrible Miss Steph
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#230832 - 13/08/10 01:26 PM Re: Elton John [Re: ROB IS THE STIG]
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Sorry if I offended you. You're still here I see
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#230833 - 13/08/10 01:27 PM Re: Elton John [Re: Stephlar]
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#230834 - 13/08/10 01:30 PM Re: Elton John [Re: Stephlar]
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Sorry if I offended you. You're still here I see



Just about, nearly choked on a peanut tho!!
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#230835 - 13/08/10 01:31 PM Re: Elton John [Re: ROB IS THE STIG]
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Quote:

Sorry if I offended you. You're still here I see



Just about, nearly choked on a peanut tho!!




I'm being influenced by all of the dirty minds on this forum!
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#230836 - 13/08/10 01:32 PM Re: Elton John [Re: Stephlar]
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Who me???

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#230837 - 13/08/10 01:34 PM Re: Elton John [Re: H47PER]
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Aaaah!! YAK!

Brilliant there Steph.

txt's of that are on the way to my friends.
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#230838 - 13/08/10 01:35 PM Re: Elton John [Re: ROB IS THE STIG]
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were not dirty. we just have over active imanginations
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#230839 - 13/08/10 01:37 PM Re: Elton John [Re: ROB IS THE STIG]
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Who me???





I'm talking generally
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#230840 - 13/08/10 02:02 PM Re: Elton John [Re: Stephlar]
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yak
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#230841 - 13/08/10 02:10 PM Re: Elton John *DELETED* *DELETED* [Re: Stephlar]
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#230842 - 13/08/10 02:15 PM Re: Elton John [Re: Kev]
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bloody hell kev, bit upfront. next youll be asking spit or swollow
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#230843 - 13/08/10 02:20 PM Re: Elton John [Re: H47PER]
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bloody hell kev, bit upfront. next youll be asking spit or swollow



Naah, YOU have asked that Harper.

I get the impression Steph likes a laugh..

Steph?
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#230844 - 13/08/10 02:27 PM Re: Elton John [Re: Kev]
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were all crazy here
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