the link says it all!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220768216260#ht_7194wt_925

Nice

Interesting description.

also checked out his other items for sale! hes gonna make more from his crappy drawings than the car!

Saw this on facebook

that is a long read and very funny. I think he has too much time on his hands though

I say resprayed, it actually looks like it’s been done by a drunken blind clown at night hanging upside down from a moving giraffe. Honestly, Ghandi could have done a better job slapping paint on with his flip flops. Estimated cost to have this resprayed by someone that isn’t mentally incapacitated is about £150-200 but who knows, maybe you aren’t the picky type and just want a motor that runs well, is comfy and proper posh on the inside.

what a funny person! there should be more people like him in the world!

thats really good

How random............

"It is with great sadness that this morning I must inform you that the mint green ford focus has been poo'd on by a bird. I have had a quick look around the neighbourhood and there was 2-3 birds that looked a bit guilty, I have issued them with verbal warnings but on this occasion I am not prepared to perform DNA testing.


I will remove the offending poo splash with my high power jet wash, I know its high power because I once shot my friend in his marble collection and I swear he had tears in his eyes. I once hid 2 sachets of brown sauce in his wallet and then forgot about it for at least 2 months until he called me from work saying words that would kill a nun instantly. The sachets had finally burst making it look like he had gone to the toilet in his pants, he wasn't allowed to go home and change so spent the whole day soiled.


Speaking of contortion-ism, I confirm I can not wrap my leg around the entire circumference of the time machine ford focus, I hope this does not affect the final auction price.

haha the bit about the brown sauce is genius!
made me properly laugh out loud!

lol surely ebay will remove this, fookin funny tho reading it all haha guys deranged imagen going to pick that up and meeting him you wont be able to take that seriously!

I didnt read all of that but that sounds hilarious. People with nothing better to do

I hadn't read all the end bits but they are very good.