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#312591 - 18/05/11 10:06 AM some freaks about...
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All i can say is WTF??

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#312592 - 18/05/11 10:24 AM Re: some freaks about... [Re: Alex_H]
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Well, i dont know what to say tbh..............

What a loser
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#312593 - 18/05/11 10:26 AM Re: some freaks about... [Re: ROB IS THE STIG]
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first question comes to mind is 'How?'

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#312594 - 18/05/11 10:44 AM Re: some freaks about... [Re: STASON]
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As Stason says....how

What a weirdo
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#312595 - 18/05/11 11:02 AM Re: some freaks about... [Re: Adam08]
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nut case

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#312596 - 18/05/11 11:49 AM Re: some freaks about... [Re: kenny]
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penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe....apparently.
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#312597 - 18/05/11 11:53 AM Re: some freaks about... [Re: kinobeSTew]
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Oh dear
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#312598 - 18/05/11 12:06 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: kinobeSTew]
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penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe....apparently.



so i read but how is that stimulating sticking your peice in cold metal?

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#312599 - 18/05/11 12:09 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: STASON]
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Has he had the exhaust made to fit?
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#312600 - 18/05/11 12:38 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: Adam08]
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Does he take or receive with the "male" car?
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#312601 - 18/05/11 12:40 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: kinobeSTew]
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Just realised, there is a TV show about it on Five on 28th May at 10pm. Oh god!
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#312602 - 18/05/11 12:45 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: kinobeSTew]
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How does he know the car he's banging is male/female to begin with does he chat them up?

dare anyone ask who he lost his virginity too?

Lets face it he clearly has never had sex, otherwise he wouldn't be boning his mum and dads cars whilst they are out.

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#312603 - 18/05/11 03:07 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: STASON]
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Isn't the exhaust really low on a Beetle??

Imagine if he got fruity after a long drive, thats gonna burn
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#312604 - 18/05/11 03:11 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: ROB IS THE STIG]
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i would stick a flamer kit on the car and when hes f**king the car turn it on

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#312605 - 18/05/11 03:13 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: kenny]
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#312606 - 18/05/11 03:15 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: ROB IS THE STIG]
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oh dear... that is all!

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#312607 - 18/05/11 04:09 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: db04dan]
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WHAAAAAAT!

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#312608 - 18/05/11 05:10 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: Kaxe]
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Oh dear... ... ...
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#312609 - 18/05/11 05:51 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: Duncan_P]
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"who also masturbates while reading car magazines ... "

Say What?!
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#312610 - 18/05/11 05:53 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: SparK]
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"who also masturbates while reading car magazines ... "

Say What?!



It depends what in the car magazines he's looking at as i'm sure Rob will testify.
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#312611 - 18/05/11 05:55 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: kinobeSTew]
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Oi, u calling me a w*nker..........
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#312612 - 18/05/11 06:08 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: ROB IS THE STIG]
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Sorry, that just seems too weird.
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#312613 - 18/05/11 07:27 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: ChrisCumbria]
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Well I just tried but the 4 and a half inch exhaust on the RS is just too small
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#312614 - 18/05/11 07:39 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: Adam08]
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I got 2 on the MPS, one pink one brown perhaps

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#312615 - 18/05/11 08:49 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: Adam08]
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Crazyness eh? Still a virgin according to the 1st part (REALLY?!?!) and has to shag the 'male' one in the middle of the night so the neighbours dont see

Quote:

Just realised, there is a TV show about it on Five on 28th May at 10pm. Oh god!



Yh bcak in 2008

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Well I just tried but the 4 and a half inch exhaust on the RS is just too small



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#312616 - 18/05/11 08:50 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: Alex_H]
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And that ladies and getlemen was the 1000th post on this thread

EDIT opps wrong thread


Edited by Alex_H (18/05/11 08:51 PM)
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#312617 - 18/05/11 08:53 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: Alex_H]
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#312618 - 18/05/11 08:55 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: ROB IS THE STIG]
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Haha, well done Alex, good spot on it being 2008 tho
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#312619 - 18/05/11 08:56 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: Adam08]
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No wonder i couldn't find it to record it
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#312620 - 18/05/11 08:57 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: ROB IS THE STIG]
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haha Rob

Shame would of been bloody hilarious
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#312621 - 18/05/11 08:57 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: ROB IS THE STIG]
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#312622 - 19/05/11 05:35 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: Alex_H]
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complete nutcase
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#312623 - 19/05/11 06:02 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: steviehouse]
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#312624 - 19/05/11 06:07 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: STASON]
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Each to their own...
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#312625 - 19/05/11 07:01 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: kinobeSTew]
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What the actual fock
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#312626 - 19/05/11 08:18 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: Jack_P]
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oh.....my.........god !
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#312627 - 19/05/11 08:19 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: N111C]
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That nutter has done a porno apparently...................

Its called "Beetle Juice" (sorry couldn't resist )
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#312628 - 19/05/11 10:11 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: ROB IS THE STIG]
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#312629 - 19/05/11 10:19 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: ROB IS THE STIG]
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That nutter has done a porno apparently...................

Its called "Beetle Juice" (sorry couldn't resist )



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#312630 - 19/05/11 10:27 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: ROB IS THE STIG]
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That nutter has done a porno apparently...................

Its called "Beetle Juice" (sorry couldn't resist )




good one
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#312631 - 20/05/11 08:38 AM Re: some freaks about... [Re: Alex_H]
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Quote:

Quote:

That nutter has done a porno apparently...................

Its called "Beetle Juice" (sorry couldn't resist )




good one






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#312632 - 20/05/11 12:26 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: kenny]
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Not that i have seen it i may add...............
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#312633 - 20/05/11 02:41 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: ROB IS THE STIG]
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I can't believe that guy let them write an article about him. What a tool. He probably can't set foot in any shops around where he lives or someone will shout out: "OI LOOK! ...IT'S CAR F**KER!"


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#312634 - 20/05/11 03:02 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: Kaxe]
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The see me rolllin'...Bonin'...trying to catch me riding dirty...

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#312635 - 20/05/11 10:27 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: STASON]
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#312636 - 21/05/11 09:21 AM Re: some freaks about... [Re: Adam08]
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#312637 - 21/05/11 03:18 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: Alex_H]
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LOL Stason!

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#312638 - 23/05/11 03:47 PM Re: some freaks about... [Re: Kaxe]
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I have heard it all now

Imagine being his neighbour
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