haah good speech there marlon

haha *bows* thank you thank you very much lol i sense mash lover is been in a cheeky mood tonight lol

yes i am, probably because of the lack of mash, its been ages!! haha, so marlon have you made many meals in the woolpack tonight?? how is paddy? he is my favourite haha

your guna get a slapped behind soon lol just because im from yorkshire tuts haha paddy is sound as a pound and god yeah been rushed off my feet, been hotpot mad lol

hot pot?? wrong soap love!!! thats corrie!! haha!! a slapped behind? you got to catch me first marlon!

its a new thing i do in the woolie now lol going down a right treat paddys had four the fat f***a lol hope you can run fast then my legs are like longer than lamp posts lol

hahahahahah you crack me up!!! paddy is abit fat aint he hahahahahhaa soooo greedy, they must be good then, but are they better than bettys??? yeh i can run fast hahah i actually love running. but dont run much these days, too dark and cold! if your legs are really that long are you a giant???

hahaha mine aint that long i am quite tall though lol marlons a right lanky get though lol hes cuddly like a teddy bear minus the fur haha aw bless him bald an fat awww lol betty's aint got nothing on mine there soooooo yesterdays sister haha god how gay does that sound lol you should do ther morning jog find a ice location get ya ipod an off you go lol

yeh i tried the morning one but its still dark, i set my alarm for proper early so i could have enough time to have a 20 min run and a shower and get ready for work and that and i was getting ready to go for a run then opened the curtains and was pitch black! so i just watched crappy tv and waited till it was time for work! such a fail! i knew it would be a bit dark but not that bad, i live in a little village and go running down this lane but when its dark theres no light so bit dangerous really lol. hahahahahahah your so funny, you do sound abit gay actually hahahaahah your right paddy is bald and fat but i bet he makes a brilliant bacon sandwich and a cracking cup of tea hahahhahahahhahah

yeah thats bit dodgy like if its dark down the lane, if i go down a dark lane no lights i always start thinking mad stuff like something from wrong turn films or something haha i scare my self to death lol where i live an my street theres no street lights at all so if im walking back from mates house or summat every little noise i get paranoid like whoa whats that walk faster keep going dont look behind hahaha im in touch with my feminine side lmfao oh hes the best at that, just shout yo baldy an he knows exactly what to do, you can borrow him anytime haha ok other members reading all his will think were like insane lol

haha you pussy! i get scared too though like theres someone behind me or hiding in a bush, its horrible. YO BALDY, so i shouted to him, il just wait now till he turns up with this cup of tea and sandwich haha. haha we are insane, thats why were friends i dont like normal people, there boring hahahahahah

yeah who needs normal people pffft, an yeah he will be there soon can hear his fat a*s moving, ill chuck doughnut in car he will be out of the door faster than anything uve ever seen run fatty runnnn lol i was walking down this dark road yeah pitch black an could here rustling in bush like following me i was like what the hell is that, the rustles got more violent so to speak yeah an all of a sudden a sound from like hell came from the bush and this cat yeah ran out howling like something possessed nearly had bloody heart attack lmao

ahahhahahaha im laughing soooo much at that whole message hahahahhaaahahh omg sooooo funny!!! us noobs will defo have to stick together, were rather odd haha we prob wont be invited to any of the meets after all this random crap were talking, prob think were nuts! haha chuck a dougnut in the car hahaha just made me think of homer simpson hahah, cant believe how much i just laughed, its hurts. haahah you were scared of a cat, i like the way you explained it like it was going to be some massive beast hahah i was actually getting scared for you! haha omg my face hurts from laughing hahaha poor old paddy, were just picking on him, he hasnt done anything wrong, hahaha

he hasnt but hes got one of those fat faces that cries out loud to be picked on, throws another doughnut oh look at him move, wobble wobble, go on paddy wahoo lol i know haha sorry guys were just an odd two people please bare with us, sod that wait till you see us drunk hahaha it wasnt even a big cat, more like a starved skinny little rat or something an i was bricking it, thought it was going to attack me no word of a lie, and it just walked off an looked back at me i was like wtf you want a piece a me come on then i aint scared a you haha much hahaha

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA your killing me making me laugh hahhahah sat in my bed trying sooo hard not to laugh too loud!! hahaha poor paddys face, hes does not deserve this abuse!! but he just needs a good slap, hahaahha im still laughing!! another dougnut, does he really need anymore? jesus he will just get bigger and bigger, hahahha wobble wobble that cracked me right up!!! drunk is a whole new level. we will actually drive to emmerdale and throw eggs at the windows on paddys house hahaaahaha and shout WE WANT MORE SANDWICHES!!!!! hahaahah are you sure it wasnt a little rat and not a cat hhahahahaha, so are you telling me you started on a cat?????????? hahahahahha