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#402715 - 26/02/12 11:30 AM Never pick a favourite
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Was told this one last night, made me laugh.

My wife just called me.

She said, "The two kids want you to take them Bowling on Saturday, then afterwards they want you to take them to the cinema."

"It's either one or the other," I said, "otherwise it's too expensive."

"Okay," she replied. "Which one do you prefer?"

I said, "David."
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#402716 - 26/02/12 01:07 PM Re: Never pick a favourite [Re: ST_Bandito]
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#402717 - 26/02/12 02:01 PM Re: Never pick a favourite [Re: ROB IS THE STIG]
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Verry good Mr Chris
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#402718 - 26/02/12 02:31 PM Re: Never pick a favourite [Re: Kev]
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dont get it?

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#402719 - 26/02/12 02:32 PM Re: Never pick a favourite [Re: Jodiebizzle]
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Aha, love it
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#402720 - 26/02/12 02:55 PM Re: Never pick a favourite [Re: Jodiebizzle]
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dont get it?



He's picked a favourite child when his wife meant pick a favourite activity

She wouldn't be too pleased
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#402721 - 26/02/12 03:24 PM Re: Never pick a favourite [Re: ST_Lee]
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I see, thanks.

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#402722 - 27/02/12 09:24 AM Re: Never pick a favourite [Re: Kev]
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Verry good Mr Chris



I'll clear one thing up as well while im here........

My name is Johnathon, but I go by my middle name Christopher for the following reason.

Im Johnathon
My Dads Johnathon
My Paternal grand father is Johnathon
My Maternal grand father is Johnaton
My Paternal great grandfather is Johnathon
My Uncle by marriage is Johnanthon
My cousin by the above uncle is Johnathon
My brother in law is John
and my sister who is 7 months pregnant is going to call her son....

when I was about 12 I started getting annoyed with this so I insisted on being called Chris

And no, we are not the family from deliverence......SQUEALLLLLL!!!!!!
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#402723 - 27/02/12 10:53 AM Re: Never pick a favourite [Re: ST_Bandito]
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ok Johnathon, i mean chris

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#402724 - 27/02/12 05:26 PM Re: Never pick a favourite [Re: Jodiebizzle]
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will Johny do then??
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#402725 - 28/02/12 10:07 AM Re: Never pick a favourite [Re: ST_Bandito]
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Verry good Mr Chris



I'll clear one thing up as well while im here........

My name is Johnathon, but I go by my middle name Christopher for the following reason.

Im Johnathon
My Dads Johnathon
My Paternal grand father is Johnathon
My Maternal grand father is Johnaton
My Paternal great grandfather is Johnathon
My Uncle by marriage is Johnanthon
My cousin by the above uncle is Johnathon
My brother in law is John
and my sister who is 7 months pregnant is going to call her son....

when I was about 12 I started getting annoyed with this so I insisted on being called Chris

And no, we are not the family from deliverence......SQUEALLLLLL!!!!!!



Haha thats mad
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#402726 - 29/02/12 08:28 AM Re: Never pick a favourite [Re: Alex_H]
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haha love it!
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