light isnt on you mean Adam

Don't know what your on about

FFS...

Bought 250 stamps today

Just left work and there were about 25 people still waiting to get fuel, it's ridiculous. We had no fuel at 12 o'clock when I started and the delivery only came at around 8ish. I have about 60-70 miles left in my tank but if it carries on like this, I'd rather go without petrol than queue for 40 minutes on a petrol station forecourt just to get fuel

i managed to get fuel today on my way home, the car was on 0 before i got to work today...

and i had a go at the woman in front of me who put the pump in pulled the handle it went for a second and then clicked and then she kept clicking it, i got out to look at her read out, she just about made it to £3

i told her she was a f***ing moron and the cause for all these queues, her reply was why are you here then.

i replied with "my car says 0 miles on the read out and because of idiots like you that have used all the fuel up i havent been able to fill up, now f*** off and pay and let me full up before i conk out"

she gave me a look of disgust and walked off to pay, stupid b****

ooooooooh dan i've been wanting to do that today and yesterday so badly but i couldn't pluck the courage to go scouting and pick fights.

My dad said one woman infront of him was in such a frantic panic she dropped her card and she couldn't find it and burst into tears and pacing back and forth started to call her husband (next to a pump) staff came running out my dad picked her card up and all over.

Some people are literately morons

Some fights broke out as well in some of the morrisons stores we covered over fuel some guy in a van got cut up as he was approaching a pump by a bloke in a 4x4 guy got a pole out the back and attacked him.

seen two women at it today in Tesco's gobbing off LOLOLOLOLOLOL

i did have a lovely satisfaction doing it Stason! was hoping it would happen tbh cause im not one to shy away from putting my point accross

I stood in the garage and said.its all these stupid idiots panic buying out loud when the cashier said they were runnin out of petrol. Got some dodgey looks off of people when I said it lol

haha

swerving off on a tangent, who else knew that pasties are a 'decorative covering for the nipple worn by a stripper' as well as a delicious lunch time meal

Wow I never knew that lol

neither did i until the evening standard wrote a piece on it

I do like a pasty