yeah, hard to explain what I mean

It's funny but could be more consistent like
"He smiled when his greasy fingers got inserted inside his rather large infected arse hole that smelt of curry from Duncan at Morrisons. Then all of a sudden I grabbed a weird fat kid wearing a green mankini while smashing his back doors in with my large extendable toilet brush with stiff bristles and a sticky toffee pudding"
changing tenses and that sounds kind of retarded- maybe I'm being super picky lol but it would be funnier to me if it flowed better get what I mean?
Not that it really matters
