On genital herpes

Cheating I know, couldnt resist and jumping the gun a lil early lols

Said my toasted...

guys, when we do a new one we make a new thread...
and at least 3 other ppl between ur replies

I missed out on genital herpes said my toasted guys. When we do a new one we make a new thread and at least 3 other people between replies.

Hey that rhymes! Nice one Stevie

defo a good idea

made myself chuckle with that one

We need a new one of these!

get one started! they don't flow very well though
like someone always comes in and kills the sentence by saying something that is out of context

Isn't that the whole point tho, proper random??????

yeah, hard to explain what I mean

It's funny but could be more consistent like

"He smiled when his greasy fingers got inserted inside his rather large infected arse hole that smelt of curry from Duncan at Morrisons. Then all of a sudden I grabbed a weird fat kid wearing a green mankini while smashing his back doors in with my large extendable toilet brush with stiff bristles and a sticky toffee pudding"

changing tenses and that sounds kind of retarded- maybe I'm being super picky lol but it would be funnier to me if it flowed better get what I mean?
Not that it really matters

Your just being super picky