Fudge face haha

Ronald McDonald is Chrisjs84...

This is what my missues told me the other day

She was at work when a friend walked past the window with someone and 2 dogs when her friend said 'theres wosname who trains blind dogs' and my missues said 'i didnt know lauras dog was blind'

Rang my mate last night to tell her id bought the focus
"oh is that the same as Vickys?" (Vicky has a 1.6 diesel)
Me "no its the better one than hers"
"oh right, what engine is it then? A 1.8?"

Hahaha good one

Some people dont have a clue do they

So many ppl think the fez has a 1,6

mine did...
the new one will...

That's very true Stevie

another kid yesterday "Nice body kit on that mate! lowered suspension as well!! Is it a 1.6?"

"No mate it's all standard and the engine is a 2.5L turbo"

kid;

Sweet

this isnt really a quote, but its kind of funny, i was in my car earlier on my lunch, and i was at tesco just eating my lunch quickly, i had to go back to work and my engine was on and i went to pull away and got really scared, my clutch was rock solid, i was like OMG my clutch is broken, then realised it was the brake! haha, tried to put it into gear and everything!!