Not quite a quote but I feel like I should share this because I kind of feel sick with embarrassment, I was writing on the white board at work and Jane pipes up and says, well Jodie's wearing green underwear, I put my hand on my bum to see what she was on about, to my embarrassment I felt that my skirt was literally halfway down my bum and I had just bought these luminous bright green underwear and typically was wearing them today, I asked Jane how much she saw, she replied with enough for everyone
