Hahahahahahaha

did I mention hahahahahahahahah

Brilliant

Not quite a quote but.......

Me and Bexx were leaving DTM at Brands Hatch and there was a Red Daytona parked up..... "Oh look Bexx, there's one of mine" I said.... "Oh it's a foreign one, it's left hand drive......" I said..... Bexx looks at it trying to work out a left hand drive bike

I once had a left hand bmx so no one could ride off on it

Lol needed a laugh Thanks

Quote from my work "That smells hot"

not a funny quote but saturday my mrs and i come out of the shops and walk to the car. Sun is shining bright showing off the aubergine flake.

My mrs say "I like the colour of your car"
This is the first time my mrs has said anything good about any car I had and its like a big deal to hear that from her lol

Was out with Bexx earlier and saw a shop called "Animal Protection Shop"

a little voice asks, "what do they sell in there??"

I replied, "little guns for cats & dogs"

Bexx's reply........ Absolutely nothing

BTCC Commentary today:

"he's more disappointed than a penguin with a fish allergy!"

not a quote, but I just received an out of the office reply from a colleague. It said in case of emergency I should contact "Whoopy Wang"

I'm just so glad this person did not get called Droopy

what a name...

Me and steph were on our way to bristol on saturday just having a chat, i said ive been tired from doing my insanity work out, she didnt really respond she a few seconds later said she missheard me and thought i said, ive been doing fanny work outs hahahahhahahhahahahhahaha

So we we were watching "Bridget Jones' Diary" last night and Bexx pipes up, what's the girl in this film called....??

Uh Bexx, I think it's Bridget.....

And just now, watching Will I am, Bexx again pipes up, ohhhhh is his name actually William.......

Visited a pasient today and a nurse were there at the same time.
The pasient suddently asked me if!" I also thought that the nurse was cute/hot, when the nurse was there "

I just answered that I thought all of the nurses was cute

Driving along last night in Rob's car and I said:
" That's a nice wedding dress shop over there"

Rob says:
" it used to be a carphone warehouse"
In his next breath:
" look at that nice VXR over there"

Typical bloke totally ignoring what I said