#473135 - 15/10/12 08:32 PM
Quote of the day
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So after having a right laugh at work today I have decided to make a thread about your quote of the day, you need to give the quote and then explain the reason for this quote ill go first "I don't mind doing these puffs" Haha mate at work who decided it was easier to pack puff pastry mince pies compared to shortcrust mince pies it's just the way he said it and didn't even react to what he said  I also expect a lot of quotes when people meet Tez haha soz mate
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#473138 - 16/10/12 11:55 AM
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At work last week - me and my work colleague were talking about office xmas parties and what people get up to (getting drunk, getting off with people, etc etc). We both agreed that you shouldn't go to office parties if you know you might end up doing any of this, as everyone will find out in the end. And my colleague said..... " Everyone will find out about it, you only have to sneeze in this place and everyone knows about it"  It was unfortunate because at that very moment of her saying it, I was drinking a glass of water, and nearly choked whilst laughing at the same time. You had to really be there to get the jist of it 
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#473141 - 19/10/12 10:37 AM
Re: Quote of the day
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My quote from yesterday was "Get off me you woman beater" Now that seems bad but when you find out that it was Tez that said it to me as I was play fighting with the little munchkin he actually called himself a woman haha EPIC FAIL!!!
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#473144 - 05/11/12 09:52 PM
Re: Quote of the day
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Tez: Know of any good iPad apps? Me: The photobucket one is good for photos. Tez: oh right yeah - what's it called? Me: photobucket lol! Tez: oh yeah - why am I so retarded?!
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#473155 - 24/11/12 06:09 PM
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#473157 - 24/11/12 08:39 PM
Re: Quote of the day
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Was out for a Chinese the other night and decided to use the chopsticks............ Having a few issues I jokingly said: "oh you know what the issue is, these are left handed chopsticks........!!" A certain person sat opposite me says all serious: "Oh really, how do you know they are left handed?" 
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#473161 - 24/11/12 09:07 PM
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She must have been blonde
You reckon..........
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#473162 - 25/11/12 05:04 PM
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#473163 - 25/11/12 05:12 PM
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Quote:
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As if you can comment Mr Manchester Hotspurs
Hahaha!!!!!!
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#473172 - 26/11/12 07:06 PM
Re: Quote of the day
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Lmao the sphinx
Tez you couldn't possibly of said something intulectual, you must of googled, or asked your mum haha
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#473173 - 26/11/12 07:08 PM
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Lmao the sphinx
Tez you couldn't possibly of said something intulectual, you must of googled, or asked your mum haha
Or intellectual maybe 
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#473188 - 14/12/12 11:49 PM
Re: Quote of the day
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So many ppl think the fez has a 1,6 
Mine does 
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#473194 - 19/02/13 04:14 PM
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#473198 - 20/02/13 01:32 AM
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I done a similar thing in my mums car, an automatic, and went to push the non-exsitant clutch and got the break instead, i was doing 30mph at the time. After headbutting the windscreen i was a bit more careful
I do this every time I drive my mums car. Thought I'd have learnt by now but I still do it whenever I drive it!
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#473200 - 20/02/13 09:08 PM
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Just been reminded about this by robs pic in another thread... I was in a Chinese all you can eat a few weeks back and got some battered chicken things, roundish shape and said to my mate that they where really nice He looked up with a serious straight face and said 'yeah, there meant to be the dogs bollocks' I just cracked up
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#473205 - 23/02/13 03:32 PM
Re: Quote of the day
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Ive got to take robs side lol
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#473208 - 23/02/13 05:02 PM
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Hahahahahhahahahaahahahh Rob you fool!
Oi Fudgeee.......!!! At least I know where my clutch pedal is
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#473209 - 23/02/13 05:04 PM
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Ive got to take robs side lol
Thank you, there is definitely a similarity......
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#473210 - 22/03/13 06:32 PM
Re: Quote of the day
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Funny one yesterday... got back from the supermarket and was crouching down putting things into the fridge and I farted my girlfriend then walked over to get something out and said to me "Babe something smells like it's rotting in your fridge" I couldn't stop laughing
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#473211 - 24/03/13 07:27 PM
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Couple of crackers for you all to enjoy...... I'm sure you can work out who they came from We were out at a Carvery, stood in the queue waiting, the chef was carving up the various meats and a little voice pipes up "oh look, they've got bacon........." I had a look over, "uh that's a plate of crackling!!" And last night at the Fancy Dress party....... I'm dressed as Superman in the full outfit, there is a guy wearing a suit, the glasses and a superman tshirt (Clark Kent) and that same little voice pipes up again, "where's Kent Clark gone"lol: 
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#473213 - 26/03/13 05:58 PM
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#473225 - 29/04/13 12:48 PM
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#473229 - 30/04/13 12:16 PM
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Jodie you are a terribley bad girl!!
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#473232 - 03/05/13 03:23 PM
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#473239 - 17/05/13 12:29 PM
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#473240 - 17/05/13 05:35 PM
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Hahahahahahaha did I mention hahahahahahahahah Brilliant
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#473241 - 21/05/13 06:59 PM
Re: Quote of the day
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Not quite a quote but....... Me and Bexx were leaving DTM at Brands Hatch and there was a Red Daytona parked up..... "Oh look Bexx, there's one of mine" I said.... "Oh it's a foreign one, it's left hand drive......" I said..... Bexx looks at it trying to work out a left hand drive bike
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#473246 - 04/08/13 01:45 PM
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Was out with Bexx earlier and saw a shop called "Animal Protection Shop" a little voice asks, "what do they sell in there??" I replied, "little guns for cats & dogs" Bexx's reply........ Absolutely nothing
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#528982 - 15/02/14 07:56 PM
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So we we were watching "Bridget Jones' Diary" last night and Bexx pipes up, what's the girl in this film called....?? Uh Bexx, I think it's Bridget.....  And just now, watching Will I am, Bexx again pipes up, ohhhhh is his name actually William....... 
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#544544 - 07/08/14 05:56 AM
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Driving along last night in Rob's car and I said: " That's a nice wedding dress shop over there" Rob says: " it used to be a carphone warehouse" In his next breath: " look at that nice VXR over there" Typical bloke totally ignoring what I said  
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#544608 - 07/08/14 09:01 PM
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Why, what's wrong with a wedding dress? 
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#544621 - 08/08/14 05:53 AM
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#552423 - 01/03/15 07:21 AM
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So we haven't had one of these for a while........ I was talking to Bexx about football & asked her "who was Diego Maradonna famous for playing for??" Without hesitation came the answer...... "Africa" 
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