At work last week - me and my work colleague were talking about office xmas parties and what people get up to (getting drunk, getting off with people, etc etc).
We both agreed that you shouldn't go to office parties if you know you might end up doing any of this, as everyone will find out in the end.
And my colleague said.....
" Everyone will find out about it, you only have to sneeze in this place and everyone knows about it"

It was unfortunate because at that very moment of her saying it, I was drinking a glass of water, and nearly choked whilst laughing at the same time. You had to really be there to get the jist of it
