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#473135 - 15/10/12 08:32 PM Quote of the day
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So after having a right laugh at work today I have decided to make a thread about your quote of the day, you need to give the quote and then explain the reason for this quote ill go first


"I don't mind doing these puffs"

Haha mate at work who decided it was easier to pack puff pastry mince pies compared to shortcrust mince pies it's just the way he said it and didn't even react to what he said

I also expect a lot of quotes when people meet Tez haha soz mate
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#473136 - 15/10/12 09:10 PM Re: Quote of the day [Re: J90RDP]
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Haha we found a kitten at work last week. Most of the lads tried to catch it even tried sneaking up on it and using bait haha.. but no luck! The woman from the office comes out walks straight up to it and picks it up.. We where all like how did she manage that? Out of no where the press operator says "As she crouched down and opened her legs, it must of smelt food" at the time it was the funniest thing all week

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#473137 - 16/10/12 09:22 AM Re: Quote of the day [Re: LuffersST]
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On '999 What's Your Emergency' last night some p*ss head said to the copper:

"I'll f*cking ruin you, you tw*t"

What a tool
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#473138 - 16/10/12 11:55 AM Re: Quote of the day [Re: ST_Lee]
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At work last week - me and my work colleague were talking about office xmas parties and what people get up to (getting drunk, getting off with people, etc etc).
We both agreed that you shouldn't go to office parties if you know you might end up doing any of this, as everyone will find out in the end.
And my colleague said.....

" Everyone will find out about it, you only have to sneeze in this place and everyone knows about it"

It was unfortunate because at that very moment of her saying it, I was drinking a glass of water, and nearly choked whilst laughing at the same time. You had to really be there to get the jist of it
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#473139 - 16/10/12 03:41 PM Re: Quote of the day [Re: BlondeBexx]
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Me and a singer friend were talking about this girl that performs 3 shows a week and complains that she's 'overworked'
The singer girl then says "overworked?? she only does 3 shows a week, she needs to try working as much as me! I sing for 13 nights a week!!" she meant to say 13 shows a week was really funny at the time
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#473140 - 16/10/12 03:45 PM Re: Quote of the day [Re: Burn4]
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Also not really a quote but the funniest thing I've ever seen at work;

this guy was walking across the front of the stage holding 3 full pints- everyone in the venue could see him (about 2,000 people) and he suddenly lost his footing and fell, tipping all of the drinks over and absolutely drenching this girl in the front row
We were playing a show at the time and I nearly had to stop drumming I was laughing so hard. And to make it worse it was like one of those times at school when you know you really shouldn't be laughing because everyone is watching me on stage and knows exactly what I was laughing at

Still makes me laugh out loud to this day
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#473141 - 19/10/12 10:37 AM Re: Quote of the day [Re: Burn4]
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My quote from yesterday was

"Get off me you woman beater"

Now that seems bad but when you find out that it was Tez that said it to me as I was play fighting with the little munchkin he actually called himself a woman haha EPIC FAIL!!!
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#473142 - 19/10/12 10:39 AM Re: Quote of the day [Re: J90RDP]
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Mine was relating to the latest in the series...

"Terry Potter and the Fleecy Tank-Top"
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#473143 - 19/10/12 04:09 PM Re: Quote of the day [Re: ST_Lee]
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Hahahahahaha I am one massive penis
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#473144 - 05/11/12 09:52 PM Re: Quote of the day [Re: TezST]
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Tez: Know of any good iPad apps?

Me: The photobucket one is good for photos.

Tez: oh right yeah - what's it called?

Me: photobucket lol!

Tez: oh yeah - why am I so retarded?!

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#473145 - 05/11/12 10:04 PM Re: Quote of the day [Re: ST_Lee]
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha leave me alone
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#473146 - 05/11/12 10:53 PM Re: Quote of the day [Re: TezST]
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Oh dear tezticle leemondster told me about this in the car tonight haha you really don't help yourself do ya!!
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#473147 - 05/11/12 11:01 PM Re: Quote of the day [Re: J90RDP]
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Haha he's like a 7 year old child

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#473148 - 06/11/12 08:58 AM Re: Quote of the day [Re: Jodiebizzle]
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Where have you too been without me!?
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#473149 - 06/11/12 11:01 AM Re: Quote of the day [Re: TezST]
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Playing football... something which isn't really your thing...
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