Once upon a beautiful summers day there lived a rainbow sunshine lollypop made of flowers that smelt delicious like a box of happy kittens. This is s**t. Morning had broken when the cockeral began to call. The fun story game isnt funny anymore like morning dew on the grass bored out its fackin tree coz of site rules. "Thats offensive" said this member called Martin Chuzzlewit. This has caused us many sad times, im gonna cry into my pillow becoz I realy want to have banter with everyone, but I cant. Tez thinks that losing sweeties is upsetting his little child friend. Dont tell anyone I upset the kiddies. And we dont want to tell the police either because they find Terry Saville destroying unicorns special marshmallows with his wand. This angers gnomes and Jimmy savilles best friend Kenny, who has a fetish for acorns that have been making me laugh. Tez and Thorpy invited Steph to eat a cabbage on firework night, it was romantic and entertaining. Later after sunrise had been and gone Jordan the woman-beater decided to change his sexuality due too attention from his old friend Jimmy Saville, then Gary Glitter arrived with his little massive tiny large brown hairy black and white cat called Mugglepuss Mckinley. Mugglepuss loved lamping billy buntster and loved licking Thorpys peanut butter covered rythm stick from Harry met Sally. Tez then carressed Mugglepuss and took his hand from inside his own gay bike helmet. This upset Jordan and made him explode into 9 weetabix oaty bars with chocolate bits. Thorpy ate these the fat w*nker. Hes proper fat and has skinny thighs, the little genitals are so spotty and red with white cheesy goblets. Tez's sister is one hot piece of meat who is super unavailable im afraid, for now anyway, as Tez is groomin small boys with uncle Jimmy. Your all dead! "Calm down Tez!" exclaimed Buntster. Tez fancies his sister and his mum, because he is gonna rape you in his dream, his wet dream with a soggy sheet to wrap around the outside of his spamming fingers. Rusty kettles were thrown at Thorpy so he got the angus out which was very warm and moist and tasted like fried cat testicles marrinated in runny sticky bum sauce dribbling out of Tez's knob end. Shamus got excited by this and starting spankin his 1 inch warrior. It was furiously throbbing and began to bleed alot after his eyelids popped open wide. Thorpy suddenly decided he was going to the local funeral parlour because his manhood died coz Lee's massive hammer time, which caused him to fancy men.
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