Most people know the rules but if you dont:

You can only post three words

Once you've posted you have to wait for three more people to reply before you can post again

Don't post anything too offensive or personal but a little bit of banter is acceptable

I'll start:

Ron Burgundy went

on a unicorn

in the middle

Of a rainbow

to find Baxter

speaking in spanish

and eating lots

of cheese wheels

. Then he stuffed

His own anus

with pink marshmallows

as a treat.

veronica corningstone then

came on screen

And stripped down