Ron burgundy went on a unicorn in a middle of a rainbow to find Baxter speaking in Spanish and eating lots of cheese wheels then he stuffed his own anus with pink marshmallows as a treat. Veronica corningstone then came on screen and stripped down to her camel toe. Brian Fantana loves sex panther which works every time, 60% of the time. It doesn't seem to function like a purple warrior with 8 legs and a huge toy which he plays jazz flute with.
Brick tamland likes sucking chins like Bruce forsyths, he loves lamp, which Thorpy also has obsessions for, like Jeremy Kyle so stay classy San Diego!!
Meanwhile magical adventures of TNT were getting very outdated and boring. "F@ck you Jordan" said TNT. "Your sister is fit I'd destroy her". "Il snap your cola push pop off you young whipper snapper" said Freddie star who punched my face and kicked me in the micra and up the bum. I burnt my toast and attracted some lovely twins with both sexual organs. Tez realised there ages 4 and 7 and wasn't bothered by Rotherham birds but was excited and thought about buying a burrito and kicking Thorpy.
Suddenly Rolf Harris started playing his wobble board furiously to 2 little boys. Then jimmy neutrons best mate turned into a giant smelly cabbage with Scottish twins. I was 18 and decided to see the 15 wise monkeys at Harry potter land but wasn't impressed by the conjoined Scottish twins that were born to shag terry potter. Jordan didn't believe this outrageous claim so he joined her 3 slaves in the kitchen with Jabba the Hutt. Chuck Norris invented the wheel according to miss Catherine wheelface the dial bride from Taiwan. Early from the start she loved tulips and also Edam that had been chewed and spat out like sushi flavoured firework cream into her face. Meanwhile sushi boy , on his ped, which looks terrible, drove to Blackpool in first gear, which had completely fooked up. Then he complained about Terry's infected finger that was blue with tartan bits. terry savilles favourite past time involved getting the piss from a cow. He then drank his mums milk.
"TeamSTer stickers available, get them quick" shouted Tezticle. Suddenly a rapid monkey dint want teamSTer to lose their marbles. This confused burn4 so he upped and vanished To his mansion and wasn't allowed past Birmingham coz he was northern, so he decided to spamtastically destroy FFST. After the boring southern lot (except queen STer) had finished their crying over nowt, their standard procedure. "Now now ladies, shut down the forum immediately" said Scott realising that everyone had got mad and decided STers were right as the forum is better when us lot are having banter and licking each others nice fruity lollipops in the garden shed.
Leemondster was outraged by certain remarks made by Gordon brown and a Leeds united scallywag named Marcus maximums deridimus, he DJ'd named deadmaus, but was rubbish like some members called peado potter and a thorp weasel-ee who liked touching Aberdeen Angus and putting it in Jodie's tiny box. This caused hours of fun in the park with each other and others in the children's playground. The police arrived and charged them with indecent exposure and being generally sexy. The constable got out his rhythm stick and shouted "hit me". But instead he unleashed his sword and hit me in the eye making me squirm, but I secretly squirted in my sweaty armpit hair.
Omg that was hilarious I couldn't even write it hahahaha gets so funny near the end
ephmei
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