Brenda Brady and mr bean were growing their tashes for your mum to tug on gandalfs long grey rod. Jodie loved bristles tickling her cheese filled nip-ons, especially when Tez waves his wand. Thorpys rhythm stick was big, red, well not big, but absolutely throbbing. So he used a shower cap to make it tight like a ducks arse. Suddenly it turned purple with extra purple ronnie sized indents that smelt of rotten cabbage, similar to a dwarfs infected stool sample that's been rolled in green glitter and lucky charms by Patrick oleary, and his pixies played with his big brown sausages that looked like twixs but were sausages in twix form, which made no sense because realistically these sausage shaped twix fingers were going to be eaten by Garfield the sausage cat, the little fat rascal. Along came kermit the frog wearing his bling, looking for miss piggy who had recently had surgery on her ass to reduce the crackling building up explosions of smarties and twixs. A personal trainer phoned kermit asking for hotdogs and a helmet that was smothered in chilli sauce. "Ew chilli sauce tastes like ass and your monkeys sphincter" said Tez."now it's my bar mitzvah" said the little red proxy who then dressed as robin and his sister and fit mum then kissed ST_Lee. "It was rubbish!" Cried the mum. Lee went limp, the tiny bellend called terry terry. Who liked scratching squirrels roasting chestnuts on the barbie decided he was a butterscotch fairy in need of shrimps and special water wings. Later on captain Scarlett's long love vessel full of seamen there lived a very pretty but moody squid, related to desperate dan who liked drinking antibacterial wipes. He would suck camel humps for £1 but only if they're worth £1.50.
TeamSTer decided that billy bunster hunter should f*ckin destroy sisters from Rotherham with a banjo that plays lovely sounds of kettles.
Meanwhile terry potter the magical wizard and small wand started to furiously rube his fountine until it started to spill pus on a hobgoblin.
Tez finally found push button pops in his pantaloons underneath his sweaty cheese infested gooch that started leaking gooey peanut infested jelly tots everywhere. Then from nowhere this half eaten strawberry flavoured chewit got lodged up Thorpys huge gaping vagina shaped cranium. Burn flopped out his teeny weeny bag full of haribo fried eggs and jelly cherries, there Jodie bees favourite!!! Then Thorpy fiddled with a gear knob and tiny balls that belonged too Tez's pet called George bush Wellington the 3rd.
Later Tez drank Tez's family who looked like goats in a blender mixed with sprouts and roast turkey. Jord then decided to take charge on horse back wearing nothing but a pink mankini and a saddle. Grabbing his whip, he bagan lashing Terry's sweet cheeks, while Thorpy tugged on his puny little sausage. Tez loves pepperami nibblers, they are yum and so squishy like Jordan's little twinkle toes. Leemondster the king of red grey black baking cupcakes and general beastliness declared that he dropped the kids off at the pantomime. Later he unleashed his cabbage and wrinkled turnip upon the squirrel causing him to scream out "oh what a hippocrocopiggamoose".
"That was amazing" shouted tezs sister. "Oh yeah baby" said Thorpy wiping away his tears of joy because his invisible cloak covering the Angus with strawberry moose had blown off!
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