Been driving for 3 years so not that many.
Anyway here goes:
1) Rover Metro 1.0 Rio (crashed it)
2) Rover Metro 1.1 Kensington (MOT failure, mechanic said "has it spent anyu time in a canal at all

")
3) Rover Metro (Again!!) 1.4 GSi (Sold to raise funds)
4) Ford Escort 1.8 XR3i (MOT failure, suspension shot to bits)
5)

can't beat it!