Men are like....Animals
Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets.
Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like....Bras.
They offer light, medium and complete support.
Men are like....Buses.
They come every 15 minutes.
Men are like....Buses.
They have spare tyres and smell funny.
Men are like....Computers.
And a smart woman keeps a backup.
Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like.....Fires.
They go out if unattended!
Men are like....Fine wine. They start out as grapes.
It's our job to stomp them, and then keep them in the dark until they mature.
And hopefully they'll turn out to be something we would like to have dinner with.
Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like....Oreos.
Once you eat the cream they aren't good anymore!
Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table
Men are like.....Recliners.
You pull the lever and they lay back
Men are like....Teeth.
You ignore them - you lose them.
Husbands are like....Children
They're fine if they're someone else's
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Way Aye Man, Gannin Te Flamingo Land Hew
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