Once upon a time a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?. The girl said 'NO!!' and the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

LOL... fairly basic message there... but I have to disagree... as much as they nag at us blokes, I couldn't live without them or my gorgeous girlfriend

Lol, I know I have got an email knocking around somewhere that a girl sent me with that and a rather good flip side to it added. It must be at work so I'll try and dig it out tomorrow.

Love it

Found that flip side that I got sent now.

The world's shortest fairy tale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said,
"No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, and stayed
skinny.

THE END!