Couple of crackers for you all to enjoy...... I'm sure you can work out who they came from

We were out at a Carvery, stood in the queue waiting, the chef was carving up the various meats and a little voice pipes up "oh look, they've got bacon........." I had a look over, "uh that's a plate of crackling!!"

And last night at the Fancy Dress party....... I'm dressed as Superman in the full outfit, there is a guy wearing a suit, the glasses and a superman tshirt (Clark Kent) and that same little voice pipes up again, "where's Kent Clark gone"lol: