Dear Lady,
Guess What? I'm going to go down on you and i no your going to love it. . . But it's only going to be for long enough for you to start enjoying it. . . Because i'm going to go right back up again and screw you big time!!!
Yours Sincerely,

Petrol Prices

LOL

I heard that they've started to putting up LCD screens at the pumps and are starting to show porn.

Apparently its so you can watch someone else being shafted to take your mind off the fact that your being screwed at the pumps too!

I got text that a few months ago....its clever tbf

Hehe

Very funny that