A Guy on Business checks into a Hotel & was a bit lonely so thought he’d get one of those girls you see advertised in Phone boxes when you’re calling for a Cab.
He grabbed a card on his way in, It was an ad for a Girl calling Herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs right up to her arse , you know the kind.
He thinks what the Hell I’ll give her a call.
“Hello” the woman say’s . god she sounded sexy.
“Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I’d like you to come to my room and give me one.
No wait, I should be straight with you .
I’m in Town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.
I’m talking kinky the whole night long.
You name it, we’ll do it, bring implements, toys, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks .
We’ll go hot & heavy all night. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby.
Now how does that sound?.
She say’s “ That sounds fantastic but for an outside line dial 9.”
Previous Topic
Index
