Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in Lake street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So I called him a low life mongrel. He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a damn. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's
important at my age.

ha ha ha that is sooooo funny

He he, nice one!

Im off to town to give it a go! LOL

I'll never look at an old person the same again

Chris

Like Chris, I'll have to try that one day, preferably on the car of someone I don't like!

Let us know how you get on then! lol