A couple had 2 beautiful daughters but wanted a son. eventually the wife gets pregnant and gives birth to a baby boy. the father rushes to see his new born son and is horrified to see the ugliest child he has ever seen. he says to his wife 'I have 2 beautiful daughters, i cant be the father of this boy. have you been sleeping around?'. the wife smiled and replied, 'NOT THIS TIME'
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