Pain free birth

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would telepathically transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to
the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much
in favour of it.
The doctor set the pain tran! sfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced
before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked
the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband
was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands' blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to
try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was
obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged
the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the postman was dead on the porch.

Very funny!

Brilliant

I like it a lot.

I love that