Old man walks into the jewellers with a gorgeous blonde and asks, a special ring for the lady? Jeweller says heres one...£5000. Old man says, no i want a very special ring, so he pulls one out.... £65,000. Old man says, thats the one, i will write a cheque and when it clears on monday we will come and get it. On monday the jeweller calls the old man and says, there is no money in the account. Old man says, i know but can you imagine the fu--ing weekend i have had!?

mite try that

what an old f*** haha =D