Just wondered if anyone else finds some of the commentary on FIFA utterly ridiculous at times? If so, post up your 'favourite' quotes here. I know some is team-specific and as I pretty much always play as the side I support, I may have missed some 'gems'...

I will just give one as I want to see if the ones that annoy me or make me laugh do the same to anyone else:

"Paper never won a football match"

I love these in the SUN on one of the critics pages

it makes me laugh when loads of things happen and then it's all over then they shout something like "WHAT A SAVE" even though the balls already out of play

the other one that always makes me laugh even though its ridiculously immature is "The keeper comes with a fist"

when your winning by a big margin and at half time andy gray asks martin tyler if he wants some sandwiches lol.