Paddy n Mary decided to try a 69! Paddy's never tryed it so Mry said she'd show him. She tells him to lie on the floor and she squats over him, as she lowers herself on to his face she farts. Apologising, she tries again but farts again. Paddy jumps up and storms out yelling "You can flipping right off if you think im hanging round for another 67 of them"
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Chuck Norris is never late, the world is just early!!