What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:



If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
it’s the Bullsh*t and A** kissing that will put you over the top!

LOL

N-O W-O-R-K

14+15+23+15+18+11 = 96%


so would anyone work hard for 98% when you can do no work at all and still get 96% i no what im doing at work tomorow! LOL

S-U-C-K-I-N-G-B-*-L-L-S

19+21+3+11+9+14+7+2+1+12+12+19=130%

Now that would take you far! Definitely most managerial staff must be men

How about, FIESTA ST = 99% ..... Good enough without any Bullsh*t.

LOL

Very good that

nice one