From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings, where someone wants you to give over 100% .
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%







And, look how far ass kissing will take you.




A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that..

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there....
it's theBullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top!

Love it mate, so true as well...

Lmao, sounds good that!

LMAO thats brilliant

ha ha yes, but look at how far my phylosophy gets you:

F-U-C-K-I-N-G A-L-L T-H-E G-I-R-L-S
6+21+3+11+9+14+7 1+12+12 20+8+4 7+9+18+12+19

193%

S-H-A-G___B-O-S-S-E-S___D-A-U-G-H-T-E-R

Gets you nearly 200%...

F-O-R-D

43%

Thats about how satisfied I am with there badly built cars and service.

Just had my weekly call from them saying "sorry we are still scratching our arses and don't know how to repair anything, try speaking to someone else cos I can't be arsed"

I then try to talk to the dealership and their as much use a a chocolate kettle!

F-O-R-D-A-R-E-S-H-I-T

122%

*RANT RANT RANT*