I thought it would be fun to get one of these going again.

You all know the rules. 75 posts and wait 3 post before reposting. 3 words only



At the end

of the shaft

wearing a pink

bannana suit she

danced all night

with this chick

Holding a massive

pink and black

ridiculously floppy sextoy

that was dripping

with Nandos sauce

of hot variety

that tasted yummy.

Then a hairy

wrinkly, tired, old

round ford fan

With loose legs

and a nasty

obsession with Beavers

Decided to go

Camping with a

young Polish man

with crusty, wrinkly

scabs on his

bumhole and a

vauxhall corsa badge

He was ashamed

that he fingered

a sheeps bum

for money for

a cross-dressing outfit

. After eating marmite

which tasted disgusting

. Posing his outfit

he gently bent-over

and got a

big fat sausage

poked in his

wet hot lips

looting in london

he searched for

sugarpuffs & crocs

but ended up

finding something rather

Interesting so he

phoned Jeremy Kyle!

And the father

was a tranny

with 27 kids

and a penchant

for big fluffy

Ginger cats that

hate marmite, but

loves Bovril

. BANG went the

Kosovan's big yellow

bobsleigh as it

Flew high over

a one armed

naked tightrope walker

who shouted out

'That was a

f**king giant lobster!

Glad i didn't

stick my fingers

up somewhere unpleasant

like my dogs

wet pleasant mouth

to get high

jump practice for

Sniffing old people's

wee stained and

flea bitten knickers

Like I did

And I loved

to eat the

lot of them.


Now I'm gonna look at putting all this together

Oh, are we finished

At the end of the shaft, wearing a pink banana suit, she danced all night with this chick holding a massive
pink and black ridiculously floppy sextoy that was dripping with Nandos sauce of hot variety that tasted yummy.

Then a hairy wrinkly, tired, old round ford fan With loose legs and a nasty obsession with beavers decided to go
camping with a young Polish man with crusty, wrinkly scabs on his bumhole and a vauxhall corsa badge.

He was ashamed that he fingered a sheeps bum for money for a cross-dressing outfit.

After eating marmite which tasted disgusting, posing his outfit, he gently bent-over and got a big fat sausage
poked in his wet hot lips.

Looting in london he searched for sugarpuffs & crocs but ended up finding something rather
interesting. So he phoned Jeremy Kyle and the father was a tranny with 27 kids and a penchant for big fluffy
ginger cats that hate marmite, but loves Bovril.

BANG went the Kosovan's big yellow bobsleigh as it flew high over a one armed naked tightrope walker who shouted out
"That was a f**king giant lobster!"

Glad I didn't stick my fingers up somewhere unpleasant, like my dogs wet pleasant mouth to get high jump practice for
Sniffing old people's wee stained and flea bitten knickers, like I did. And I loved to eat the lot of them.


bit hard to make a decent sentence of the last part but...

I'll start a new one and make it a bit longer

Bunch of nutters the lot of us

Ha ha love it

They always make sense in a weird way

Sounds like a normal day to me

first time ive seen this thread and i love it!!!!

Some real headcases on here tho......

lol

Get involved in round 5 mate

Headcases for the win