At the end of the shaft, wearing a pink banana suit, she danced all night with this chick holding a massive
pink and black ridiculously floppy sextoy that was dripping with Nandos sauce of hot variety that tasted yummy.
Then a hairy wrinkly, tired, old round ford fan With loose legs and a nasty obsession with beavers decided to go
camping with a young Polish man with crusty, wrinkly scabs on his bumhole and a vauxhall corsa badge.
He was ashamed that he fingered a sheeps bum for money for a cross-dressing outfit.
After eating marmite which tasted disgusting, posing his outfit, he gently bent-over and got a big fat sausage
poked in his wet hot lips.
Looting in london he searched for sugarpuffs & crocs but ended up finding something rather
interesting. So he phoned Jeremy Kyle and the father was a tranny with 27 kids and a penchant for big fluffy
ginger cats that hate marmite, but loves Bovril.
BANG went the Kosovan's big yellow bobsleigh as it flew high over a one armed naked tightrope walker who shouted out
"That was a f**king giant lobster!"
Glad I didn't stick my fingers up somewhere unpleasant, like my dogs wet pleasant mouth to get high jump practice for
Sniffing old people's wee stained and flea bitten knickers, like I did. And I loved to eat the lot of them.
bit hard to make a decent sentence of the last part but...
I'll start a new one and make it a bit longer
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